Nitte Meenakshi Institute of Technology

The biggest scam of North Bengaluru, charging unreasonable amounts of money for courses and delivering fuckall in return. Zero infrastructure, unreasonably arrogant staff, unsupportive branch heads, pain in the ass dean, follow attendance policy like pakistan begs money.

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Perks of NMIT

NMIT

Dean is an asshole, gets jelous of seeing other people dress neatly, screens us for ID cards like illeagl aliens entering the USA.

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talking about worklife balance its as balanced like an elephant trying to balance on a stick , extra fucking classes on saturdays like we're gonna become IITANS and crack a ctc of 1cr

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Coming to placements and providing industry ready training this college is useless , imagine getting blacklisted by top companies. management quota students be paying 4lakhs to get a placment of 2 lpa CTC

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dont allow present students to use lifts but allow future and passed out students to use like they're paying the fees and present students dont

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About us

Education

top quality fraud, scam and false information is supplied here at nmit, breeding new species of educators and students.

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Life

last moment announcements, notices and surprise fee additions is guaranteed

Campus

fuckall facilities, amenities and infrastructure for optimal "learning" and hands off experience

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ANNUAL ACTIVITIES

ADDTION OF NEW PUPPIES AND KITTENS EVERY SEMESTER

BHOLU

Mr.Bholu, placed and resident of NMIT, before NMIT was NMIT.

BILLU(S)

gives live demo for the class you wish you had attended back in highschool bio. (billu has better sex life than all students here)